Day 44 Lockdown - Silly Sundays no 5

Silly Sundays

Welcome to Silly Sundays everyone! Today should bring chuckles and smiles to most faces. Enjoy these random jokes!

• A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Police are asking motorists to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
• My wife told me that I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down .
• Yesterday, a clown held open a door for me. I thought it was a nice jester.
• Me: Doc, I can't stop singing, 'the green, green grass from home.'

Doctor: Sounds like a case of Tom Jones Syndrome.

                                                      Me: Is it common?

                                                        

                                                      Doctor: Well, it's not unusual.

• I was asked to help design the first Monopoly board. I said, "I'll give it a go."
• Just to let you know, i don't trust atoms. They make up everything.
• What do you call a spooky burrito? A boo-rito!
• Why did the coffee pot file a police report? Because it was mugged.
• I used to have a job collecting leaves. I was raking it in.
• What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack? The best of thymes, the worst of thymes.