Silly Sundays
Welcome to yet another blog! Today is yet another Silly Sundays where I will tell you some random jokes. Enjoy!
- My friend David lost his ID. So now I call him Dav.
- Diet Diary, Day one: I removed all the fattening foods and items from the house. It was delicious!
- Which member of ABBA was the oldest? Bjorn. It's easy to remember because he was Bjorn before all the others!
- What do you call a bunch of old men who clap? Menapplause.
- People tell me that my grammar stinks. That's really harsh; she's 101, bless her.
- Do you know why I make puns? Because it's my respunsibility
- Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
- A man just assaulted me with milk, butter and cream. How dairy!
- What do fish need to stay healthy? Vitamin Sea!
- My dog swallowed a phone. Now, I have to ring his neck.
Thanks y'all!
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