Day 51 Lockdown - Silly Sundays no 6

Silly Sundays

Me right now! XD

Welcome to my blog! Today is the 6th episode of Silly Sundays! Today, once again, brings more random jokes from my book. Enjoy!

1. RIP boiled water. You will be mist.
2. A hundred years ago, everyone had a horse; only the rich had cars. Today, everyone owns a car and only the rich have horses. Oh how the stables have turned.
3. What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
4. I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it's more of a wrap.
5. Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he neverlands.
6. I can't believe that I forgot to go to the gym today! That's 5 years in a row now!
7. Why do Norwegians build their own tables? No Ikea!
8. Which country's capital is growing the fastest? Ireland's - every year, it's Dublin!
9. I was playing chess with my friend and he said, "Let's make this interesting,". So we stopped playing chess.
10. What do you call a cow that can't produce milk? An udder failure!

As an extra to today's blog here is a joke you can make up the answers to in the comments:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

#onesockdays