Day 58 Lockdown - Silly Sundays no 7

Silly Sundays

Welcome to my blog! Today brings more random jokes. Enjoy!

• My girlfriend said she was leaving me because of my obsession with the Monkees. I thought she was joking... but then I saw her face.
• What do you call a police helicopter? A heli-copper.
• My wife is leaving me because I am going bald. I'm not bothered; it's hair loss.
• It's a disgrace that gingerbread men and women are forced to live in homes made out of their own flesh.
• As I watched the dog chase its tail, I thought that dogs are easily amused. Then I realized that I was watching it chase its tail.
• When I told my mum I was setting up a theatre, she said, " Are you having me on?" I told her, " Well, I'll give you an audition but I'm not promising anything."
• What position did Bruce Wayne play in baseball? He was the bat boy.
• I keep trying to lose weight but it just keeps finding me.
• Why don't ghosts like rain? Because it dampens their spirits!
• What does a man on the moon do when his hair grows too long? Eclipse it!

Thanks y'all!

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