Day 72 Lockdown - Silly Sundays no 9

Silly Sundays

You know what time of the week it is! Enjoy!

1. A wife says to her programmer husband: Go to the supermarket and get a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, buy a dozen. Later, he returns with 12 loaves of bread.
2. I was just on an online diabetes awareness course and they asked me if I accept cookies. Is that a trick question?
3. Nothing ruins your Friday more than just being told that it's Thursday.
4. Some bloke just said he was going to attack with the neck of his guitar. I said: Is that a fret?
5. I've been a limo driver for 25 years and haven't had a single customer. All that time and nothing to chauffeur it.
6. How do people lose their kids in the mall? Seriously, any tips are welcome.
7. I went to a costume party dressed up as an alarm clock but left early in a bad mood. The people there kept winding up all night.
8. When I was a kid, I prayed to god for a bike. But then I realised that god doesn't work that way so I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
9. I like waiters; they bring a lot to the table.
10. Apparently, you can't use beef stew as a password. It's not stroganoff.

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