Day 37 Lockdown - Silly Sundays no 4

Silly Sundays

Welcome back viewers! Today is the 4th episode of Silly Sundays! I hope you laugh!

• A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, "You should have been here at 8:30!" He replies, "Why? What happened at 8:30?"
• What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father in law.
• What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has it's claws at the end of it's paws and the other has a pause at the end of a clause.
• I fear that my neighbor may be stalking me, she's been googling my name last night. I saw it clearly through my binoculars.
• I hate Russian dolls; they're so full of themselves.
• How did the tree feel in Spring? Releaved
• Just found out that my friend has been living the secret life of a priest. It's just his alter ego.
• Apparently, five out of four parents struggle with their children's maths homework.
• What's the difference between a sock and a camera? One takes 5 toes and the other takes photos.
• Thanks to autocorrect, one in five kids will be getting a visit from satan this Christmas.