Day 16 Lockdown - Silly Sundays - no 1

Silly Sundays!

Welcome back to a new episode of my blog! Today will be another new series starter where every Sunday I will be sharing with you funny and laugh-out-loud jokes from both of my favourite joke books. Enjoy!

Word Jokes!

*  The word 'diputseromneve' may look ridiculous. But backwards, it's even more stupid.

* What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna 1, Anna 2!

* Who came between Mr D and Mr F? It's a Mr E.

* Me: Have you heard about the new film called Constipation?

   

   Friend: No? 

   Me: That's because it hasn't come out yet.

* A bloke on a tractor has just driven past yelling, "The end of the world is nigh!" I think it was Farmer Geddon.

* Dad: There's only one thing that scares me at Halloween.

   Son: Which is?

   Dad: Exactly!

* I have been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants - it's called feefiphobia.

* I hate it when people don't know when to write 'your' and 'you're'. There so stupid.

*  One vowel saves another's life. The other says, "Aye E! I owe you."

* Why do bees stay in their beehive in winter? Swarm.