Day 23 Lockdown - Silly Sundays no 2

Silly Sundays

Welcome to a second episode of silly Sundays! Today will bring smiles with random jokes. Hope you enjoy! 

                      Random Jokes!

1. A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns. Well, toucan play at that game.
2. What do you call a belt of watches? A 'waist' of time!
3. What do you call a frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe, Philoppe.
4. I once dated an apostrophe. Too possessive.
5. I don't like floors. They make up stories.
6. Two men walked into a bar. The third one ducked. 
7. Vegan says: People who sell meat are gross!

          Me: But people who sell fruit and veg are grocer.

      8. If you're at the Apple store when it's robbed, does it make you an iWitness?

      9.Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

    10.My wife and I often laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more.

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