Silly Sundays
Welcome to the 3rd episode of Silly Sundays! Today will bring even more random jokes. I hope you laugh!
- Why can't a T-rex clap? Because it's dead.
- I've just started a business building yachts from home. Sails are going through the roof!
- What do you call a snake that's 3.14159 metres long? A pi-thon!
- I witnessed a kidnapping in the park today. I thought I better not wake him up.
- My Grandfather has got the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban at the zoo!
- What do you call a factory that makes average products? A satisfactory.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- Why is Tigger so messy? Because he is always playing with Pooh!
- Why is Dracula more creative at night? Because he gets to think outside the box.
- What do you get from walking in the rain? Wet!
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Great jokes one sock. Did I tell those to you? Keep going.
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ReplyDeleteGood jokes there . Are you a comic? No I am a book. Boom boom.
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